Wrap Corned Beef in bought pastry (n.b. pretend you made the pastry) and shape like a boot. Serve on a muddy garden with a mash viewing area.
A simple tasty meal for your baby. Add 4 rashers of streaky bacon, 1 egg, 3 tomatoes skinned (or in-skinned), add 3 tablespoons of baked beans and blitz in a blender until as smooth as a babies . . . and feed with a dummy. Add salt. At 2 years you can serve with a square egg in a new green childproof pet bowl.
Cook the Pork medallion with silver sugar cooking balls and serve with a chip lanyard on a classic coat from a charity shop.
Take 1 tin of beans, a table spoon of pickled onion vinegar, a slash of Worcester sauce and a Splash of Soy, then smooth with any cheap hand blender and serve with a bacon seahorse either hot or cold with crushed ice, a refreshing snack indeed. #sarcasm
Excellent value meal deal.
The cheapest dish from the Pea-ts range.
Burn until the smoke turns light grey and serve with Tabasco Soy and Natural Yoghurt.
Warning : Fire is Hot ! Adults only.
A simple salad made from Tomatoes and Snooker Balls , served on a snooker table with a cue chopstick.
Cant beat a bit of posh crumpet. Fill pores with silver sugar balls ! or play with the cheesy picklets.
Mix flour and water, immerse pickled baby beet balls and shallow fry to crispy. Serve in a shot glass with lemon on a bamboo place mat..